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April 15, 2005

Auntie Weasel's Field Notebook

Auntie Weasel is a true connoisseur of the Weasel Way:

Weasel! It's a pleasure to say. A sly joy in the mouth. Weeeeeeeeezl. It's like needle and sneeze and weepy and feeble and sleazy. It's Thomas Neill Cream; flea-bitten and febrile and measels. It's eeeeevil. It teases. If you'd never heard of such a thing, you'd know right away that a weasel was something wicked and sneaky and delightful. … Weasels are mystical entities composed of energy in an almost pure state. This appalling dynamism must be vented somehow or a stoat's fragile physical envelope will go boom.

Auntie Weasel's Field Notebook

Posted by dmd at April 15, 2005 11:25 AM